I wonder if I will be wanting to say this if the situation rises...
exfriend: I slept with your boyfriend.
Friend 1: How could you?!?
exfriend: I'm glad I did it.
You: I'm sure you are. Sleeping with him has always been a dream of yours, right? Tell me, did he bother to take off all of his clothes while he was doing you? You were the temporary solution to hurt feelings. So, you know what that makes you, uh besides easy? That's makes you a thought that can be forgotten as soon as it came up. We allow one mistake each in our relationship. You were his. I hope he enjoyed you. It doesn't make him any less mine, or you any more his. You hold on to that kiss on the cheek that I'm sure he gave you, 'cause that's all you have left.
This is all oozing with dramatic looks and feeling being hurt. Then followed with a great dramatic exit. Riiight.
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